自爽的一章- My Employee Tag

My 1st employee tag and cop stamp.

這是我畢業後的第一份工作，
需要我認真的對待。
名勝世界
現在，我是它的一員。

瞎拼 Vs 世界杯

男人问女人：“为什么你们不喜欢看世界杯？”
女人答男人：“为什么你们不喜欢瞎拼？”

男人说：“女人瞎拼很疯狂。她们可以逛整个下午只为了买一对鞋子。”
女人说：“男人为球而疯狂。他们可以为了看场球赛而忘了一对孩子。”

男人说：“女人瞎拼很疯狂。她们可以为了货比三家而消失整个下午。”
女人说：“男人为球而疯狂。他们可以为了看场球赛而消失每个夜晚。”

男人说：“女人瞎拼很疯狂。她们可以为了满足欲望而刷掉几个零数字。”
女人说：“男人为球而疯狂。他们可以为了满足刺激感而输掉几个零数字。”

男人说：“真不明白数十个人围着一堆衣服有什么好玩的。”
女人说：“真不明白二十二个人追着一颗球有什么好看的。”

女人不喜欢看世界杯就犹如男人不喜欢去瞎拼一样。
女人不了解为什么男人喜欢看世界杯就犹如男人也不会了解为什么女人喜欢瞎拼一样。

总之，女人喜欢瞎拼喜欢包包鞋子的心情就像宅男邮购充气娃娃般兴奋！

Visual grab from Tomato under http://tomato1014.blogspot.com/

都市女孩．City Girl

或许男生会疑惑，会想知道到底女人与女人之间会聊些什么？她们不聊国家大事，不聊国家政治，不聊电动玩物，不聊音响设备，不聊足球赛事，不聊任何男生爱聊的事情。至于男生不爱的，她们都爱聊。她们聊服装流行，她们聊包包品牌，她们聊化妆美容，她们聊美发彩绘，她们聊流行音乐等等。只要女生聚在一起，很多事情都可以聊上大半天。但今晚，我们聊都市女孩。何谓都市女孩？

都市女孩并不是大家所说的“世界女”！也不是比喻那些每天爱泡夜生活，生活多姿多彩的女孩。它纯粹只是用来比喻我们这些土生土长于市区的都市女孩。如果说生长于首都的我们是都市女孩，那生长于小乡村的呢？山芭女孩吗？那当然不是，至少我认为不是。因为当都市女孩来到了乡间，也许也会变成很“山芭”！就拿我来当个比喻。前阵子我随朋友到小乡间去，完成了很多我的第一次。我这个人活到二十五岁才第一次吃到人们所谓的“Otak-otak”!千万别问我“Otak-otak”是什么？因为我只是吃过那么一次，完全不了解它，也不知道它的材料是什么。只知道味道还不错。除了这个，我也还是第一次吃鸡尾巴！原来感觉还不错。还有还有，我看到了很多我的同类－牛。

虽然好玩，但是要我们这些都市女孩生活在纯朴的小地方，就犹如被捆住的小鸟，回不了辽阔的家园。还记得有位土生土长于首都的好姐妹Ｔ，得到了位于吉兰丹州的政府大学学位。她这个大学学位只读了三个月。然后告诉我们说：“我每个周末都在想 Jalan Imbi, Time Square, Sungai Wang, KLCC, Mid-Valley, Karaoke, Golden Screen Cinema, Cafe........etc.” 除了她以外，我还有另一位小姐因为太高兴回到了都市的家而差点吻地板呢！她说：“我终于回到文明社会了！”呵呵～有点夸张！她们在都快被闷疯了！虽然很多时候我们都会乖乖的呆在家，但偶尔心情到了，随时都可以打个电话，约上几个好“玛姬”出街，喝个下午茶，看场戏，聊个天。想要做些什么都没问题，至少这里样样齐全样样通，除了没海边以外。

并不是说我们被宠坏了，但只能说我们习惯了。习惯了定时的车水马龙，习惯了高楼大厦，习惯了有冷气的巴士，习惯了外观亮眼舒适的茶餐室，习惯了多样化，习惯了拥有最新的设备。虽然很多时候我们还在投诉。还记得我弟弟说过一句话。他说：“政府很多资金都运用在都市了，这里的小孩用的是最新的课本，最新的校舍，最新的器材，最好的师资，加上多选择的补习中心等等。。本该成绩优良，但怎么成绩还不如乡间的小朋友？”哈哈～好问题！连老师都疑惑。怪只怪这里诱惑太多了，娱乐太丰盛了。读书不是他们的唯一。除了这点以外，我弟还曾说：“女生不会煮饭很正常！因为１０个里面有九个都不会煮！”在我们周围还真是不难发现这类女生，因为我有朋友问过我“煮ｍａｇｇｉｅ要放面先还是粉先？”老实说，我到现在还没煎过一粒好蛋！我只懂得吃和挑食。我认识现任男友后学会的第一件事是怎样运用洗衣机！惭愧惭愧～发现很多外坡的女孩都是厨艺高手！比我老妈子还能煮～贤妻良母型～果然是进得厨房，出得厅堂啊～佩服佩服～

无论如何，我还是庆幸生长在这里。因为，它毕竟是我出生的地方。我好姐妹跟我说，她没办法想象以后如果得生活在吉兰丹，登加楼这些地方。我们有一位好友曾说，她以后会随男朋友回家乡生活，做教授过朴素的生活。听了我们在心里想“你确定可以吗？”当然，每个人向往的生活都不同。希望，她以后的生活是朴实但不单调的。不然，抱怨就会多多咯～日子更难过。


除此之外，还想谢谢我的好姐妹佩珊的生日礼物。我的书虫库从此多一本好书！相信大家对它并不陌生~那我就不介绍了。其实这部电影我没看过，我想在明天前往星加坡的旅程，可以好好的消磨我的时间。

Call me Ms.Abit

Photoshop, I know a bit.
Illustrator, I know a bit.
Dreamweaver, I know a bit.
Indesign, I know a bit.
Flash, I know a bit.
QuarkXpress, I know a bit.

So, call me "Ms. Abit" please..

will you still employ me as your company's graphic designer?? WILL U?

ps: That's the KARMA without work hard & seriously during school times. KARMA for short cut learner and "hardworking" student.

Spring Cleaning

Spent whole day to shift my furniture positions and clean out all the dust & rubbish! Now, my room is clean & tidy! How great! Love my small private space!! How could I leave it alone & stay in another place?

Grammar

Sylvene: Can you tell me what is the different between "different" and "Difference"? how to use them?
Alvin: We are different. The difference is you are girl and I am boy. different is adjective & difference is a noun.
Sylvene: Ok. I got it!
Alvin: so make sentence for confident and confidence.
Sylvene: Can I make this two words in one sentences?
Alvin: lol~ can! But can you?
Sylvene: "Alvin asked me to make a sentences for the words of confident & confidence."
Alvin: -.- Kill me.
Sylvene: actually make it to two also no problem. For example, Alvin asked me to kill him because i unable to make a sentences for word of "confident". & Alvin asked me to kill him because i unable to make a sentences for word of "confidence".
Alvin: ................................................................
Sylvene: okies la..actually i really understand. "Alvin & Vincent always confident about themselves and i curious where's their confidence came from?" now is ur turn to kill me.hahaa~

10 Honest Reward

One of my friend's Paul just tagged me today for 10 honest reward and treaten me must be honest to list out 10 points about myself. Usually I will ignore this kind of message because of my lazy to think & write about it. But today my mood to come to urge me look at myself and share with people about myself.

1. People say women make by water. I definately agreed with that. I can cry whenever, wherever & whatever I likes. I can just cry because been touch by a story book, a drama storyline, when feel pressure, tired, uncomfrotable, helpless, sad, unhappy, disappointed, or even when I was angry with someone or some matter. An alternative way for me to release my emotion and I comfortable with it. Don't try to deprive my right as a lady/women.
   
2. Most of time, I feel happy as a girl instead of boy. As a girl, a lot of fashion can be wear on, can dress up nicely, make up, chit chat with buddies in a coffee shop after a long way shopping, can be pamper to parents and bf, can rely on a man sometimes while you are tired, can save of money sometimes when go out with male friends, a lot of lady privilege like discount on movie ticket for lady on each thurs, free a cup of beer at lady night, Karaoke special price for lady during happy hours in weekday etc. Our burden in life not as heavy as a guy. But, sometimes still... I wish I was a boy. especially during my menstruel periods every month!! Feel damn uncomfortable and unfair to as a female. 1st time in making love, it's pain, menstruel periods, it's pain too. and the most painful experience in life for a women-give birth. PAIN AGAIN!!! why we need to go through all of this when guys just feel "syok" for all the process??? Only god know.
   
3. I'm one of direction silly. A big problem in my life. I always make myself lost in somewhere. I cannot recognise my way home even I already stay for at least 5 years in Ampang. Tell my dad, as long as the public transport will bring me home. It's fine. The common circumstances that high frequently happens in my life, I was lost in the direction back to my karaoke room after went for toilet. turn many round in karaoke box but still couldn't find my room number. fanstastic!!
   
4. I cannot drink beer. I will get dizzy and drunk easily just with half of cup. Most of time, I pretending still awake, try best to walk in straight line, and concentrate when people still talking. but actually, I'm drunk! I just try hard to make myself looks like still awake until I reach my home and saw my bed. However, My favourite drink is not beer, but is whisky, brandi and cocktail. better don't let me to drink too much, because I will be dare to do many things after some alcohol into my stomach!
   
5. I don't like to overnight at somewhere that other than my own house. Cause it make me couldn't sleep well. I used to sleep with half naked. A big shirt with a panty. the most comfortable way to sleep at night with my pillow & blanket.
   
6. I feel disappointed about the friendship between girl. A lot of girls will disappear and back to their own life when getting a bf. like that's the only things and the most important things in their whole life until they are face some obstacles or been "dump" by bf, then will only comes to you like a wall for lie. for this kind of person, Just wanna tell u... pls learn to arrange & manage your life schedule. for me, friend doesn't means in this way! And you already made me disappointed for twice, not for 3rd! Anyway, there's still some of good buddies in my life, I feel great with them and appreciates.
   
7. Sometimes, I will wear on my mask and look at this world and some of the peoples. How childish, stupid and ridiculous they are! fake enough! Hi and bye is enough for them. no more effort needed. sometimes, mask is great to protect myself being hurt by others.
   
8. Sometimes, some people say I looks ego & a bit self-center. Yes, sometimes I'm. Just because i really lazy to chat with you on stupid topic. You can away from me if you don't like. I wil only show my kindness and my smiling for those who worth for it. and how u guys treat me, i wil give it back to you. that's simple. fair & equel.
   
9. I love my family and relatives very much, I love some of friends very much and I like my Leo very much. For me, they are part of my life besides of career or money.
   
10. I'm the one lack of confidents and doubt on myself sometimes. and my health is very suck. sometimes, I blame on self become a burden for others. especially when I was sick. For parents, they non of options. I was born as their daughter but how about my life partner? he can still get someone better. no matter how, I still trying hard to pursue on my desire, overcome my obstacle. Always become powerful when there's no where for me to escape from the problem.

显灵

今天是我公公和婆婆的忌日，很多年都不曾去上香给他老人家了，今天难得大家都得空，一个失业当中，很明显是在说我自己。而另一个，我弟等待开课中，所以我们俩七点多早晨就起床了，陪爸妈去仪山探望他老人家。要知道，我们都是夜猫子，要我们晚点睡或不睡还可以，但早睡早起，还是免了吧！

到仪山第一件事，当然是乖乖的敬敬孝道，上把香给他老人家，再说上几句悄悄话了。双手握着三支香，双眼满是怀念和诚意的在心里默念：

“我亲爱的公公婆婆，你们的乖孙女来为你们上香了。好久不见了。相信你们应该过得还不错。所谓“无事不登山宝殿”，我想你们应该猜到我想求什么的对吧？没错！就是你们的孙女还蛮争气的，大学毕业了，需要一份好工作！所以，保佑保佑。。给我一份好工作。要好的ｈｏｒ～谢过谢过～”

如果我是他们，听到这一段，心里应该会想：“这个si zha boh(福建音),　三百年不曾来上香，一来就跟我讨工作！ 来看我还有条件！”　呵呵呵～

然后，六点左右，我那头狮子打来说“你有收到我的信息吗？回电给那个号码。我刚接到他们的电话，他们要你明天就去应征。我知道你没办法赶下来，你打过去跟他们谈谈。。。”

虽然现在八字还没一撇，但是。。。。。。。。。。

我的阿公阿婆。。。
你们。。。。不会酱显灵吧？？？？？

早知道，求多两三个。。比如　“钱从天而降把我砸死～”
失误失误～